Meet the internet’s most relatable raccoon
Big plans. Low energy. Surprisingly good advice.
Learning life one snack at a time.
Who is Mr. Wobbo?
Charming, overwhelmed, and oddly confident.
Mr. Wobbo is a round little raccoon with big dreams, zero follow-through, and a heart of gold. He believes in himself loudly and without evidence. He is an expert in snacks, naps, and pretending he has everything under control.
He is warm, self-ironic, and always a little surprised that life keeps happening to him. If you have ever made a five-year plan and then immediately taken a nap, you already speak his language.
Wobbo-isms
Things he would probably say
“I didn't choose the snack life. The snack life chose me, and I respect its vision.”
— Mr. Wobbo
“Confidence is 10% preparation and 90% not checking if the door is locked.”
— Mr. Wobbo
“Every day is a fresh start. That's why I keep starting.”
— Mr. Wobbo
“If at first you don't succeed, rebrand it as a vibe.”
— Mr. Wobbo
“My plans are ambitious. My energy is negotiable.”
— Mr. Wobbo
“Be the reason someone smiles today. Or the reason they wonder why you're in their trash. Either works.”
— Mr. Wobbo
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